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Hello dear Amelia listeners, we have a surprise treat for you today. We're about to play you an episode of our bonus miniseries It's Albals inventions which we release every other week on Patreon and Apple podcast subscriptions.

It's a series of journal entries by Koslovsky

always following on from the last regular episode,

in which we hear him chronicle his inspirations, regrets, dreams, desires, and the many ideas he's had over the centuries for weird and wonderful inventions.

Today's minisode is called Our Comedian Moment.

It's dedicated to Anseley, who will be the victim of a blood-sucking vampire

bat and who will reappear as the ride operator for the derailing ghost train in Luke Duggal's Hell Park. And now enjoy the minisode. The Oh, The manual of mechanics and magic, it is year 119

99 in the Julian calendar, year 59 49 in the Assyrian calendar, and today is a Thursday.

I had my own Archimedean moment today, a sudden rush of insight and inspiration in the bath.

My old friend, Archimedes, ever since you stepped into that tub and so it overflow and realized that your body

caused the water to spill in equal measure to your size, the world of physics changed

forever. And today I sat in the bath and I had a similar awakening of the mind.

You would have been proud of me, Archimedes.

Or, you may have laughed.

I admit my insight may not entirely equal yours. My name may not end up on the lips of every

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