The following program is

program is presented by the Jericho Network in Association with Podcast One.

The world is a vampire.

Podcast One presents The Raven Effect The Raven Effect, with Pro Wrestling Superstar Raven.

A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.

Critics have hailed it as everything from...

Who's this raven jerk?

And?

If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling, well, this is the show for you.

Despite the rain, I am still just red and a cane.

The spider my rage I still just a rat in a cane.

Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies, and reprobates. This is Raven. Hello and welcome to the podcast. First up spinning the hot wax like he's a candlemaker or something, on the wheels of steel, my

doggy Gabriel, yay!

Now as I've said before, and I'll say at least ten times more, fire-breathing goats who live in castles with gangster moats shouldn't have to pay

fire-breathing taxes on their airplanes or their boats. Now the fans, you people listening,

that's who you are, are officially now known as the

Minions or Ravens reprobates on special holidays and the best thing about the Minions is that they can

bend steel with their bare hands but unfortunately their printers do not scan.

As for me, I'm a homeowner with a boner and I like housewives who are moners.

Oh and Gabriel don't forget, the printer is out of toner.

Now before the hijinks and hilarity ensue, let me introduce my partner in crime, the teacher

of tricksters, the professor of Ponzi schemes, the Dark Lord of the Long Khan and

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