I'm Dave Schrader and this is the paranormal 60.

I'm not going to stand here and listen to this.

Below me.

He won't slow him.

He doesn't standoney to me.

Supernatural.

Perhaps.

Maloney, perhaps not.

Hello, my little darklings, and thank you for joining me tonight.

This is my 55th birthday.

I'm not a numerology guy, but 11, 22, and 55.

I don't know if all those double digits mean anything.

I know 11 and 22 are power numbers, not that I want to brag, but they are what they are.

55, though, it's just the age I'm at.

Do you guys remember being children and thinking of 55?

I just want to, I want you guys to let this sink into your head right now.

All right?

This is the face of 55.

This is not the face I remember 55 year olds looking like.

You guys watch the show The Golden Girls? You've at least seen pictures of the Golden Girls.

Do you know that when they started, Betty White was 53? Her character was 53 and she was considered a golden girl.

I'm 55. That must make me a rusty antique. But we are here. We're going to have fun tonight. I've got a bunch of people joining in the rooms. They are here to spend some time with us. We're going to tell some ghost stories, some supernatural moments. We're going to share some memories. It's going to be a great time. I want to thank all of you. Plus, I've got a really cool little thing that I'm going to play here in a bit. It's November 22nd. We can't possibly just skip past the fact that my birthday shares a date that will forever live in infamy.

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