ITL118: The Funny Side of Parenting
In the Loop with Andy Andrews
Matt Lempert
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2014
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode, we have comedian and good friend Jeff Allen on the show to have some laughs and answer a few questions.
Jeff is one of my great buddies and, to me, is one of the funniest working stand-up comedians today.
One of my favorite bits of his is the Three-Word Vocabulary
- It’s the signature piece of trying to argue with a 16-year-old.
- Pfffff, Khhhhk, and Whatever.
- “Whatever” comes in different frequencies, but one of them affects my nerves.
My son Austin is getting close to getting his drivers license. Jeff shared his experience with having a child at that age:
- When Jeff’s son started driving, he was so bad that Jeff would let him drive the family to church. That way he got his prayer time in before he got there.
- Some Sundays had so many miracles on the way to church that they would skip the service and just go straight to Cracker Barrel.
What is Jeff’s favorite product he has produced and why?
- The first Bananas DVD he did.
- The first one is the tightest in terms of content because it’s full of stuff he had been working on for years.
- The DVD also has his testimony.
You can find more about Jeff on his website JeffAllenComedy.com
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to In the Loop, a unique opportunity to see life from a different perspective with New York Times bestselling author, Andy Andrews. |
| 0:10.0 | Now here's your host. |
| 0:11.8 | Hello, and welcome once again to In The Loop with Andy Andrews. Andy, thanks so much for being here. |
| 0:17.9 | David Loy, I am so excited to be doing this with you. Now, you're up in Nashville, |
| 0:22.4 | right? I am. We're just south of Nashville in Franklin, Tennessee, today, and it is a little bit |
| 0:28.0 | chilly here today. Well, yeah, yeah, okay, it's chilly. But to us here in Orange Beach, Alabama, |
| 0:34.1 | you don't usually have a place named Orange Beach where all the oranges are actually frozen, but man, we are right in the middle of it, Alabama. You don't usually have a place named Orange Beach where all the oranges are |
| 0:38.5 | actually frozen, but man, we are right in the middle of it too. But I have one of my buddies |
| 0:45.8 | down here who, you know, left the north to come down and experience the beautiful beaches of Alabama. And he came during the coldest time we've |
| 0:56.3 | had in 20 years but he's on the phone with us he's on right now my buddy Jeff Allen Jeffrey |
| 1:02.5 | are you there I am here man and I am cold I it's my fault because about two weeks ago I was making fun of my wife who had to sit up in the cold while I came down here to beautiful, warm, orange beach. |
| 1:17.4 | And lo and behold, it's 20 degrees. |
| 1:20.1 | I just, I can't believe it. |
| 1:21.8 | I mean, it hasn't gone below freezing any time in the past several years. |
| 1:26.7 | And now it, like, decided to do it all at once but |
| 1:29.9 | well you know yesterday we went out and you had to get propane things and they were all sold out |
| 1:35.2 | in the entire city yeah no propane tanks no heaters it was a run on propane are you kidding when |
| 1:42.6 | if you ever heard of a run on i've heard a run on banks i It was a run on propane. Are you kidding? When did you ever heard of a run on, I've heard a run on banks. |
| 1:45.6 | I've never heard of a run on propane. You know, you know, that's kind of the way we are down here. |
| 1:52.9 | You want to see chaos. Man, just let them announce that a hurricane is forming in the Caribbean and then go to publics like an hour later. |
| 2:04.1 | It's just like it's insane. |
| 2:05.6 | It's like somewhere in Russia that they have announced for the first time in months. |
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