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🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 100 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've rolled out uni because I want to live at home. |
0:02.5 | I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money. |
0:05.7 | I've ruled out uni because of my grades. |
0:10.1 | Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything. |
0:13.9 | With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study. |
0:18.1 | We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your |
0:23.6 | future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open. |
0:29.9 | How long are you in LA for? First 12 years of comedy. Okay. And then here for another 12. |
0:37.1 | I remember, why are you been here for 12 now? It's crazy. I then here for another 12. I remember, |
0:37.7 | why are you been here for 12 now? |
0:38.8 | It's crazy. |
0:39.3 | I still feel new, right? |
0:40.4 | I remember like the first weekend I met you at the stand. You were like, hey, and yeah, dude, that was, you've been here 12 years, dude, yeah. It adds up. You actually did it smart. You came at the best time. You came like, I feel like L.A. was starting to, not that it was like dipping. |
0:38.0 | It's still L.A. |
0:38.7 | It still has the comedy store and stuff. |
0:40.2 | But New York feel like L.A. was starting to, not that it was like dipping. |
0:54.4 | It's still L.A. It still has the comedy store and stuff. But New York was like popping off with like the seller, the stand had opened. The stand became hot. I came like a month after the stand over, maybe two months after. Like and the stand popped. Like they didn't think the stand was going to become like the east side seller, which it is. Oh my God. It was like the preeminent. |
0:51.6 | I mean, you talk to anybody, especially the old, like, didn't think the stand was going to become like the east side seller, which it is. Oh my God. It was like the preeminent. |
1:12.1 | I mean, you talked to anybody, especially the old like third street stand and it was like, |
1:16.3 | I've talked to people through other people that didn't know me. |
1:18.4 | Like, oh no, we've been there like four or five times. |
1:19.9 | It's just like a thing to do with New York. |
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