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Anything Better?

Italians In Space

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Is there Anything Better than Bill & Paul talking about famous Italians, falling to the Earth, and the bleachers.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up everybody and welcome back to the anything better podcast with your host, Paul

0:15.4

Verzi, Bill Burr, producer, Greek freak out there in Beverly Hills, aka the Beverly Hills

0:22.6

kid.

0:24.2

And you guys are listening to episode number 57, isn't that a gun or is it, uh, what's the

0:32.6

no, it's a 47, it's a 47, it's 57, no, what's the gun, 44 magnum, 357, 357, okay, yeah,

0:44.2

we got a ways to go for that one, Paul, I used to play street football with my friends

0:50.4

when I was in grade school in this Italian kid named Luigi, I swear, I'm not joking,

0:55.6

his name was Luigi, he wore Z Cavarechi pants, he had the fucking black, he had like the black guy,

1:03.9

he go by Luigi, no, no, his name was Luigi, he played street football in Cavarechi pants,

1:11.3

black feelers, a turtle neck with the chain over it, and he would play quarterback and he would

1:16.8

call himself the 357. Yeah, 35, I mean, the level of shit talking this kid had like he looked

1:24.3

like he was going to a christening, like he was going to a church, it was fucking, it was the hilarious

1:28.9

man. Well, let's do the best number 57s in sports. Who do we got? Who do we got for 57?

1:35.5

As far as Hall of Famers, Ricky Jackson, Dwight Stevenson, Johnny Blood, he must be from back

1:43.8

in the day, honorable, honorable mentions, Clay Matthews, Mo Lewis, Jeff Van Note, Tom Jackson,

1:53.6

Rumblin, Bumblin, Stumblin, Reggie Williams, and the New England Patriot, Hall of Famer,

2:00.5

Steve Nelson. Dude, I'm on stage at the stand, not long ago, the new stand, and I'm on stage and

2:10.2

I see a man that resembles Tom Jackson, and I'm going, no, dude, is that him? And he's laughing

2:16.8

and big smiles and I'm like, dude, that guy is such a gentleman. He did it and sure enough,

2:22.2

he's coming upstairs and it was fucking him. And he went over and he shook my hand and he goes,

2:27.4

dude, that was great. So funny. I really enjoyed you. And his hand was big, but I remember it was

2:33.4

big and soft. And that sounds weird. And then I did the stupid thing. I just did the stupid

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