IT: WELCOME TO DERRY - Episode 4: "The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function"
Kingslingers | A Dark Tower Podcast
Doof! Media
4.9 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
Scott and Kim are back to chat about their struggles with Episode 4 of Welcome to Derry: "The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function." It's an episode filled with high highs and low lows. Also, Baby Jesus?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Long days, pleasant nights, and welcome to Kingslingers, a doof media podcast journeying through Stephen King's Dark Tower series and beyond. |
| 0:25.0 | I am your host, Scott Daly, and joining me as my co-host, slicing her worm eyes off in a band saw. |
| 0:32.6 | It's Kim C. |
| 0:34.0 | That's a good one today, Kim. |
| 0:35.3 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:36.6 | It is what you do. Yeah, but you Hello, everyone. It is what you do. |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah, but you're fine afterwards. |
| 0:39.7 | It didn't actually do anything. |
| 0:43.8 | Nope, bright as rain. |
| 0:45.4 | No issues. |
| 0:47.0 | We are here today to discuss episode four of HBO's it colon, welcome to dairy. |
| 0:53.6 | I said I was going to do it every time, |
| 0:55.2 | and I wasn't kidding. |
| 0:56.5 | This episode is entitled |
| 0:58.1 | The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function, |
| 1:01.6 | which is a reference to parasitic snail eye worms |
| 1:07.0 | or Marge's new best friends, as we can call it. |
| 1:12.5 | Kim, before we get into the episode itself and get into all the details we have to talk about, |
| 1:18.6 | how you feeling? |
| 1:19.4 | Episode four, we're officially halfway through the show. |
| 1:22.3 | How are you feeling about this one? |
| 1:24.4 | I am uncomfortably uncomfortable. I am, I'm kind of stuck, Scott. I enjoyed a lot, |
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