It Was All A Mirage

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj This week, Brooke and Connor do what they do best: explore science and make up facts. Like what is a mirage? What is that plastic thing on deodorants? What’s a squall? Plus, Connor gets dumped by Dua Lipa and Brooke breaks down her newest hyperfixations. NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bandcfree and use code bandcfree for FREE breakfast for life! Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Ugg Season Is Here 0:13 Intro 0:45 Hair Check 1:33 What Is A Mirage 4:34 The Pillars of BNCMAP 5:03 Connor Gets Dumped By Dua Lipa 7:16 Weird Mornings 8:56 Unnecessary Plastic 11:30 BetterHelp 12:51 Making Up Facts 15:07 Max Is The Best 17:39 Getting Starstruck At Shows 18:33 Fibs & Friends 19:11 The Scooped Bagel Drama 23:09 International Marathon Day 24:40 HelloFresh 26:41 26 Miles Is A Long Time 28:00 One Fell or Foul Swoop? 29:08 Priscilla Review 32:56 Connor’s Elvis Impression 35:26 Brooke Is Bistitchual 37:00 The Perfect Shall 37:46 ZocDoc 39:33 The Slippery Protein Bar Slope 42:29 Brooke’s New Breakfast Obsession 44:52 Connor’s Fire Creation 46:56 Potato Crossover 49:15 Getting Banned From Whole Foods 49:52 Washing Fruit 51:04 Grazing On Onion Grass 52:30 Brooke’s New Hyperfixations 56:03 Connor’s Zillow Obsession 59:46 Hitting Ultimate Rage 1:01:50 Cancel Notify Anyway 1:02:37 Things That Shouldn’t Be Healthy 1:05:31 MGK’s Anxiety 1:08:35 Connor’s Show!! 1:11:50 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I haven't really gone outside so I thought it was still the temperature it's been since I left my house today
0:04.7	It wasn't I'm sweating 75 75 but I'm doing eggs. Oh you are yeah
0:11.0	and bear clogs You are in Bear Clons? Yeah. Yeah.
0:14.0	Ha ha ha ha!
0:17.0	Hey Brooke.
0:21.0	Hi Connor.
0:22.0	Are you ready to M. A. P? I'm ready to P.
0:25.0	Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome.
0:30.0	Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five.
0:36.4	Where were you?
0:37.6	In Pennsylvania.
0:40.2	Touchgrass, might I suggest? We're just going to dive right in today.
0:44.0	I don't know what you're going to get from me today.
0:47.0	No, we can't do, we can't start with that.
0:50.0	Your hair is doing like a bad.
0:52.0	It's just doing like this no before we flatten the curve it was kind of doing that bell thing you know what I mean a bell curve it's doing a bell curve up like this
1:05.0	Flatten the curve, Brooke. What's, I don't see it.
1:06.0	Two weeks to flatten the curve.
1:08.0	Other side.
1:09.0	Other side, other side.
1:10.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, in front though, in front. Just that like the bangs area. Yeah,
1:15.1	it kind of, there it is. Okay. Do you see it or no? Was it just my angle?
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