The Michael Berry Show

You know I was thinking about last night Ramon?

How long has it been since you been in a house that had a trash compactor?

Those were fantastic.

I mean we could argue people are going to tell me oh they break and you know blah blah I don't really care to hear all that. We didn't have one growing up and I don't remember when the first time I saw one was but I

remember must been must been visiting a professor's house or something because it must have been about in my

20s and I can remember you just sit there and push them up a

put a little more trash in there and wash it, crush it again.

That's one of those things that just appeals to your inner mail.

You just should have things like that.

They should be there. Hammering a nail solidly in a oh, that's a good feeling

Firing off some rounds. Well you got a big mound in the back Uncle Jerry built one at the place we

we own together in Welder and you could just walk off the back porch and just fire

I mean that's a good feeling peeing off the back porch my wife will never

understand why peeing off the back porch is a great joy in life that is how you know

you are a free man. You are not enslaved if you

pee off the backboards. You just don't. You know what else I miss on that in that

same category? I grew up in the canned food era. I don't know if you did but you had you had this

little can opener that you would put down there and you would twist it and I mean you talk about a piece of junk that thing was

awful and then you got the mother of all home appliances the General Electric, Electric Can Opener.

Oh, man! That was a deal. I can still hear the doo.

You almost hated that the lead hadn't done it.

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