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Inside the Closet

It Took a Fortnite

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On this week's #InsideTheCloset, we decide the ultimate lesbian! That's right, we're selecting the queen to rule over the kingdom. Who will come out on top? Who will bottom out? The answers might surprise you. Plus Emma updates us on life in Luisiana, we get a lesson in Fortnite from Matteo, and we talk (other people's) weddings!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:07.0

Okay, it's recording.

0:10.0

We're going to clap when we're ready.

0:12.0

Three, two, one. But we're going to clap when we're ready three to one I like how you watch me instead of going on

0:18.0

three to one here wait do it again ready so when I say I'm three to it, I'm going to do it in my own person.

0:24.0

Right, right, okay.

0:25.0

Three, two, one.

0:27.0

Aye!

0:28.0

That's why, no, I fucked that!

0:30.0

No, that was exactly right.

0:31.0

Are you, no, I did it and then you did it. No, it was perfect. There was perfect right. Are you, no I did it and then you did it. No it was perfect. There's perfect timing. I don't think so. It was per, I promise you Emma that was that was perfect timing. We're gonna put both of those up and people can vote because I'm well the first one was

0:44.1

trash but that one was great really I promise you you look you looked down by

0:49.8

the way like Luke Skywalker and a new hope when obi ones like trust your feelings and he puts the machine away and trusts his feelings like that was that you just what are you are you drinking grass?

1:01.0

It's a I'm so m Mateo and I are doing video. You can go to the Patreon, check out the video. I'm drinking a

1:07.4

smoothie because I had been eating like shit and I, the other day, a package came to the door and actually was like,

1:15.0

can you go outside and get the package?

1:17.2

And I was like trying to find pants to put on

1:19.6

that weren't sweat pants, which was a mistake,

1:21.8

because my pants didn't fit like that my

1:26.3

because they couldn't didn't go over my legs like I gained weight I gained about 10 pounds

1:30.8

are you measuring how much you weigh like Like do you have a scale? No, but I can feel it. I mean, look, it is what it is. Like I was, I have not been exercising. I've been eating like not great. This was bound to, chances are this was going to happen but when I try to put

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