It takes two baby & other tales
Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
5 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2024
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with lots of number 1's and number 2's and not all of them in the not for broadcast section! From karaoke in a toilet to camping revenge on the noisy family at the campsite, teenage love and a new mother's stress levels —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?
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| 0:00.0 | Crime Monthly Presents. |
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| 0:08.0 | From the makers of the best-selling UK True Crime magazine, each episode delves into three chilling cases, including cult leaders |
| 0:15.7 | with deeply sinister motives, notorious roadside abductions, and dangerous deceits that led to murder. Embark on a journey through 24 tales of real life terror that shocked the world. |
| 0:27.0 | Evil uncovered. Follow us wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:31.0 | Simon Mayo's Confessions Podcast. |
| 0:34.0 | Thanks to co-op insurance, award-winning cover for your car, home, holiday and more. |
| 0:40.0 | Step into our Confessional, confess all. We won't tell anyone, just the entire nation. |
| 0:49.0 | From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions. |
| 0:53.4 | Hello, everybody, welcome. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, I mean, it would get better with age, wouldn't it? |
| 0:59.6 | If it weren't. |
| 1:00.6 | Susie was complaining about the lack of a priestly voice. |
| 1:03.0 | Okay. |
| 1:04.0 | Wasn't really a complaint, it was just an observation. |
| 1:07.0 | Ah, right. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, I think that's the kind of line that he used to your kids, isn't it? |
| 1:12.0 | Don't take this as a criticism, I'm just observing, but are you really going to go out like that? |
| 1:17.4 | Yes, just an observation entirely your choice. |
| 1:20.4 | Anyway, welcome to another Confessions Podcast as you can hear Sister Susie's |
| 1:25.8 | Down a pub. I am indeed. Brother Matt is in the gutter. Yes. Sister Holly is |
| 1:30.3 | lurking in the tack cupboard. Absolutely. There she is. |
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