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4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	Recording for real this all right. I'm also recording and I'm recording and I'm recording and now I'm recording and now I'm recording and I look like the worst version of a Ron Howard who always wears the same damn hat and just kind of always looks dishevelled and it's just who he is.
0:18.0	You just look like every guy in Home Depot. Depot. Yes I do.
0:25.0	Yes I do.
0:27.0	You look like the kind of guy that knows exactly what aisle and where to go in Home Depot.
0:32.0	Well, Steve, I mean, if you're looking for a me and you're in Home Depot,
0:37.0	you should check in any aisle shelf, any shelf.
0:41.0	And you'll find a me and you'll be fine and you'll be good to go.
0:43.7	I'm at an age where I get a little bit excited about Home Depot now.
0:50.3	Yeah, dude, for sure.
0:52.0	Oh yeah, yeah, definitely.
0:53.4	Especially like the cabinets and the fridges.
0:56.2	Oh, man.
0:57.7	Dude, even the garden section is nice to just take a little stroll through.
1:02.0	Dude, every single section for me is like a,
1:05.9	it's like a 50-50.
1:07.2	It's, wow, look at all these projects I want to do
1:11.1	is 50% of me, but then the other 50% of me is look at all of these
1:15.2	projects I want I want to do if I had the money to do them. Oh that's cool that's
1:21.5	nice that you like look around and can see things and think that it's going to be good for a project. I don't have any comprehension of anything that's actually in Home Depot enough to not feel. Or lows, I guess guess is the good one now but they yeah they I don't
1:36.8	know they they're too confusing so I kind of have tunnel vision but it feels
1:40.3	cool to be in there you know that like Lowe's in Home Depot man I hope
1:45.1	I'm not spreading like a urban legend. Yeah something like it I think I know
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