It Says It All in the Theme Song (Airdate 11.4.2020)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2020
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Sister Honors Pact to Split Lottery Winnings.
It Says It All in the Theme Song.
Jim Szoke’s Middle School Election Slogan.
Morons in the News.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
Not Going to Eat the Crust.
Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.
Talkback Callers.
Bob’s U-Haul.
Can You Believe This S***?
Small Plates.
Hitler’s Teeth.
Complaints From Grocery Store Workers.
Sheri Bleaches C’s Eyebrow.
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| 0:00.0 | Guess what today is? |
| 0:01.1 | Yes, Wednesday. |
| 0:01.9 | Wednesday. |
| 0:02.9 | Hit it! |
| 0:04.9 | Wednesday, I can't sleep. |
| 0:08.5 | Wednesday, morning. |
| 0:09.6 | Wednesday, happy days. |
| 0:11.2 | Wednesday. |
| 0:11.9 | Wednesday. |
| 0:12.5 | Now, from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios on this Wednesday, it's Bobb and Sherry. |
| 0:18.5 | Okay, we've had some crazy days. |
| 0:20.9 | We've had some hard times. |
| 0:22.3 | People's emotions are running really high and all of us are a little frazzled. |
| 0:26.9 | But I have a story here that I think is going to make you feel good about humanity. |
| 0:31.2 | And this woman, Bob, that I'm about to tell you about, did something that you've often wondered about. Because we talk a lot on |
| 0:39.9 | this show about how our retirement plan is the lottery and how we're going to split it. And it doesn't |
| 0:45.7 | matter which one of us buys the winning ticket. We have to share it equally. We made that agreement, |
| 0:49.8 | right? And sometimes, and I'll be honest with you, sometimes Todd wonders if you're going to hold up your end of the bargain, as we've discussed on the show before, but I think that you will. |
| 1:00.0 | This is what happened in Australia. A woman and her sister long, long time ago said that if either one of them ever won the lottery, they were going to go half-seas and split it. |
| 1:13.1 | And this was years ago, like a million years ago. |
| 1:16.1 | And it was always a joke between them. |
| 1:17.7 | Oh, if you win the lottery, remember, you're going to give me half. |
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