Hello and welcome to hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. This week, Alyssa

Master Monaco calls in to help deliver the state of the uterus.

Then, Naomi Ekperigan, Megan Galey and Danish Wharts joined me in studio to talk about the

wedding industrial complex and the emotional and financial pressure it puts on couples

and on their friends and family. And as always, the hills will die on.

Hey everybody, before we get to the show, a little bit of housekeeping. If you want to submit a

hilly old die on, you can record a 30 second voice memo on your phone and send it to hysteria at

crooked.com. That's also the address where you should send the dude you asked questions if you

don't want to submit them over Instagram or the other socials. Hysteria Merch is also available

at store.cricca.com. We are restocking very popular muscle tea, but there's a lot of other cute

new stuff too, including the nails art sticker that I have on the back of my laptop. And we have

a little lapel pins and other t-shirts too. Very cute. I'm trying a new thing where I give a shout-out

to a special group of listeners. This week, it is people who hate summer. This is a suggestion

that was made from crooked media's new senior producer Katie Long who's sitting here in the

studio with me right now. Who apparently hates summer. So shout out to Katie and shout out to

everybody else who shares her hatred of summer. Now let's get to the show.

Alyssa, I can hear you. Oh my goodness. So good to hear your voice. Hi! Hi Alyssa, I have a question

for you. Hit me. Why don't you go back where you came from to the country where you came from?

You know what? You should go back to the country you came from. Which one did you come from? I came

from the country of Wisconsin, Alia. So funny. I came from the country of Westchester, New York.

New Yorkistan? New Yorkistan. Our president is such a fucking idiot.

But you know, the question is though, do you think that the president taking to the steps of the

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