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🗓️ 21 July 2019
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | We're so glad to have you with us on the podcast today. |
0:03.0 | 2019 is going to be an awesome year in your life. |
0:07.0 | When you're finished listening, I hope you'll take a minute and write a quick review. |
0:11.0 | Your encouragement will help others to be inspired and encouraged. |
0:15.0 | Enjoy the message now. |
0:17.0 | Thank you. |
0:27.0 | God bless you. |
0:29.0 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
0:31.0 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by. |
0:34.0 | I promise you we will make you feel right at home. |
0:38.0 | I like to start with something funny. |
0:40.0 | And I heard about this positive farmer and negative farmer. |
0:43.0 | When it would rain, the positive farmer would say, |
0:46.0 | oh Lord, thank you for water in our crops. |
0:48.0 | The negative farmer would say, yeah, but if it keeps this up, it's going to rot the roots. |
0:53.0 | When the sun came out, the positive farmer, Lord, thank you for giving our plants valuable nutrients. |
0:58.0 | The negative farmer, yeah, but if it keeps it up, it's going to scorch the crops. |
1:03.0 | One day they went bird hunting together in a boat. |
1:06.0 | The positive farmer just got a new bird dog. |
1:09.0 | He was so proud of him. |
1:11.0 | He shot a bird, fell in the water, said to the negative farmer, watch this. |
1:15.0 | The dog jumped out of the boat, ran on top of the water, picked up the bird, |
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