It’s Time to Ask About His Past… (ft. My Boyfriend)

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Join Father Cooper this week for a SOLO episode. A turn of events leads Alex to dig out her “ex-box” - you know the literal box where you keep possessions from your exes. She takes us along for the journey as she reads STD results, love letters, cheating apologies and a few other surprises. The real question…is it okay to keep possessions from an ex-partner? Alex hits us with the hard truth of why we should all be asking our partners about their exes. Let’s phone a friend (or two!) Alex calls Mr. Sexy Zoom Man and Harry Jowsey to hear the male perspective on learning about our exes. Last but not least, Big Al reveals an accidental voicemail she received and how someone she thought was her friend was shit talking her. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:07.0	So, So I was just talking about how I have an X box, not an Xbox like the
0:22.0	gaming system, an X box as in a box that has a bunch of shit from my
0:27.0	X's. So currently I'm walking into my closet, hold on, let me find it, Is this it? I have two of them. Wait, this is it, I think. Okay, I found it. It's in a shoebox, a boosy-guchi shoebox. I'm pulling it in here. Oh, there's my passport. I've been looking for that.
0:48.0	Let's kind of go through and see if there's any good stuff.
0:55.0	Oh, there's a vibrator in there too.
0:57.0	Okay, I'm going to shift over to a microphone. Hello?
1:15.0	Okay.
1:16.0	The fun part of this is I have not opened this in so long and so if my boyfriend is
1:22.0	listening to this episode because I think he sometimes
1:24.0	listens to my podcast, just so you know, I have no idea what's in this box.
1:29.4	Like I have a little bit of an idea but I don't really know because I don't frequently look at it.
1:34.0	Is this an STD test?
1:37.0	Oh my god I thought these were my my clamedia results in college.
1:44.2	Shout Anthony, thanks for that.
1:45.8	STD.
1:46.8	Okay, let's see what's happening.
1:48.6	I have a lot of baseball tickets and hockey stadium tickets in here.
1:54.0	What is this? I think this is for my mom.
1:57.0	Okay, I need to stop mixing the shit from my...
2:00.0	Here we go. This is about to get disgusting there's a letter there's a handwritten letter
2:06.1	in front of my face right now this is from Lauren we don't need to read from Lauren. Here we go. Okay, this is the infamous letter from my ex-boyfriend
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