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It's Time To Address Aba & Preach - Off The Rails #73

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.725K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 222 minutes

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Today, we fully respond to Aba & Preach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:18.0

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0:23.0

So when will you take your next trip? Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.

0:30.0

Welcome everybody to the H3 Podcast. It's May 24th. What is up everybody? Thank you for being here.

0:39.0

Yes, yes. Today we have a special episode, Ethan Klein presents.

0:48.0

Where we finally address, you know, Abba and Preach or Babbelin Reach I think is what we've settled on as an approach.

0:58.0

I'm willing to eat crow. I'm going to eat crow today on a few things. One of them is the peaches and cream. I'm going to eat crow on that big time.

1:08.0

But yeah, I know. All right, settle down, Dan. But we have so much to get into, you know, these guys, Abba and Preach, Babbelin Reach, they've been talking like a lot.

1:24.0

They've been talking about me a lot, not just me like some of the crew members too. For example, what do they call Olivia Zach?

1:34.0

If you don't know who Olivia is, she's the loser feminist researcher who spends all her day on Reddit boards and things that she's researched.

1:41.0

Right. So that, you know, that, that I got to stand up for my girl. Do you, do you think you're a loser dumb loser feminist?

1:49.0

Or do you say dumb or just loser feminist? You don't know who Olivia is. She's the loser feminist. You know you called her dumb.

1:54.0

Yeah, right. You had to dumb. Sorry. Yeah, that was all of me. Sorry.

1:59.0

And what they're criticizing me, I messed up. So in that moment, yeah, I was a little bit more feminist though.

2:05.0

I mean, that's a compliment to me. I'm a feminist. Right. So thanks guys. Love you.

2:11.0

Love you so much. Thank you. I'll tell you what, this is off the rails, but I'm going to keep the level headed today.

2:16.0

You know, I mean, I got my warm water here. Warm water. Yo, yeah. Hot water, warm water. What does that come from?

2:24.0

That's what maturity leads to. It leads to you're cutting out the beverages, the, the soda pops, the coffee. I'm sit, I'm settling down on a nice cup of warm water.

2:33.0

Why is it warm? Why not ice water cold water? No, no, no, warm because it's, I already said it's spicy. It's exciting. It's dynamic. I always drink the tea.

2:42.0

I always drink cold water for white people. Spicy is warm water. Zesty.

2:48.0

Zesty. But in truth, my throat, I'm having throat pain. Oh, so I figured maybe some throat coat. Love me some throat coat. Coach, your throat up.

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