It's The Safe Zone!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storytime with Bryan Bryan’s shaking in his boots Baby Reindeer 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise “Live” sperm donation It’s a safe zone! Getting lost on the AT Bryan’s upcoming transatlantic journey Good for the whales! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So excited for our date I've been saving up all week.
0:02.8	Oh, that's nice to you, but I don't mind splitting the bill.
0:05.1	I'm not talking about the bill.
0:06.8	On this episode of the commercial break, you don't want to meet somebody for a
0:15.8	hundred dollar items at the back of the Walmart. You know what I'm saying? So I'm glad
0:19.7	they have that drop-off zone for Facebook, it's literally called the Facebook Marketplace drop-off zone
0:24.6	so I'm wondering if I'm a sperm donor if I could live donate sperm in the front of the
0:30.0	police department and just say I'm Hey, it's your safe zone.
0:35.0	It's your safe zone for me to drop off my goods.
0:38.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:43.0	Oh yeah, cats and kittens,
0:48.0	welcome back to the commercial break.
0:50.0	I'm Brian Green. This is the spots to my tiger, Chris and Joy Hoadley best to you Chrisy
0:54.3	best to you Brian
0:56.3	out there in the podcast universe I think leopards have spots oh tigers don't
1:01.6	have spots I think tigers have stripes. They do?
1:04.0	Ladies! I should have paid more attention at school.
1:07.0	I'm the stripe to your tiger. You're the stripe to my tiger.
1:10.0	You're the stripe to my tiger.
1:12.0	Or the spot to your leopard.
1:13.2	Whatever, who cares?
1:14.7	I should have paid attention more in school.
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