So excited for our date. I've been saving up all week.

Oh, that's nice of you, but I don't mind splitting the bill.

I'm not talking about the bill.

On this episode of the commercial break.

You don't want to meet somebody for a $100 items at the back of the Walmart.

You know what I'm saying?

So I'm glad they have that drop-off zone for Facebook.

It's literally called the Facebook Marketplace drop-off zone.

So I'm wondering if I'm a sperm donor,

if I could live donate sperm in the front of the police department

and just say I'm...

Hey, it's your safe zone.

It's your safe zone for me to drop off my goods.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is the spots to my tiger, Chris and Joy Haudley.

Best to you, Chris.

Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Although I think leopards have a spot. Oh, tigers don't have spots? I think tigers have stripes. They do? They do. Oh, I shouldn't fade more attention at school. I'm the striped to your tiger. You're the stripe to my tiger. You're the stripe to my tiger. Or the spot to your leopard. Whatever. Who cares? I should have paid attention more in school. I should have actually attended school. And then maybe I would have learned some of those things. But, you know, you can't go back in the past or so, they say. No. I just read an article. This is like terrifying. This is like my, besides having a tooth cracked out of my head while I'm wide away, my next living nightmare is falling from great heights, falling from any height, really. Heights in general are my worst living night, unless I'm in a building. That's a lot of people. Yeah, it's not a particularly uncommon fear or phobia to have. And I've got it. And so does my son. And I think my two daughters are not afflicted with that fear because they'll climb up and down a ladder or be near high places. And they don't seem to bother them. My son, on the other hand, he's got that verified Brian look on his face.

Whenever he goes more than two steps up the ladder, he's like, I agree with you, son.

Just get down.

Don't bother.

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