Oh good Friday morning. Welcome to another episode of the John and Dave show.

We have a special treat today. John, not available. He suggested that Big Sky

country does not have the kind of internet service that he might desire. So we

have a guest host, bizarre location, but it wouldn't be the John and Dave show.

If we didn't have two screens, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the stand-in guest host.

What are you doing here? What are you doing here? I don't know. What are you doing here?

Well, I just want to know. Are you nervous at all about having to stand in for John Acastas?

I mean, I'm not nervous because I already know I'm not going to fill his shoes. You know?

Impossible. I set the bar really low and I've already exceeded it. I showed up. I

exceeded my bar. Dave, I have that same picture in my kitchen. You know what? It's so

fun to say that. I'm actually in your kitchen. You know what? That view almost looks like your back yard.

Is it? We're so weird. Do you know how the John and Dave show works? Are you familiar with

the internet phenomenon that is the John and Dave show? Well, I only know how it works from

like a production standpoint because I'm usually behind the camera adjusting things. So I am

well versed on it. I will say this though. I did not come prepared with questions and I did not

take the time to read my viewers' questions. So you're going to be the question person.

Don't worry, Heidi. I've got us taking care of here in the kitchen.

Oh boy. Should we keep doing this split screen? This is kind of amazing.

I think at this point now, we can't look at each other and try to convince the other person to

not be super, super honest with the questions that these people have asked us.

I kind of want to be there to like squeeze your leg if you're going off track and talking about

something. But I know. Number one, you're welcoming your kitchen literally.

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