It's The FULL SHOW, For Plum's Sake! (2/11)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Today on the show we attempted to re-write the terrible jokes inside Valentine's Day cards, and Ally received a gross proposition from her mother about sharing lodgings on a vacation. We also learned way too much about how Jake lasts longer in bed during Man Vs Machine, and heard from a couple on the brink of breakup over laundry etiquette in Petty Claims Court. Johnny also tried sake today on the show, which he doesn't realize is pronounced sah-kee. His drinking habit has prompted a lot of angry discussion about our forced resolutions. Has someone lost already this year? Who?

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	Are you ready?
0:34.2	Hello, crying an alley, you little bitch.
0:37.2	Clarendy Nally, it's just okay. Do do, do... I love Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:40.6	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:43.2	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.6	Oh, sweet David Stake, did you see that?
0:47.2	Meet about Clown All right.
0:49.1	Let's get the still shouted.
0:50.9	The show started.
0:52.8	The show started. We are live in Los Angeles.
0:55.5	Three, two, one.
0:58.8	And here we go.
1:02.8	Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.
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