Hi Brian, it's good to see you again. Welcome back to therapy.

Hey Dr. Tammy, good to see you too.

Well it's your hour, just go ahead and do what you want with it.

Honestly, I'm in a bit of crisis mode. I am freaking out just a little bit.

Wow, this sounds so serious, you seem so tense and shaken.

Does this have to do with your mother? Are you having flashbacks again?

I know your childhood memories of your mother dressing you up as a cabbage patch doll for

school was really bothering you.

I mean that's definitely coming back up for me. I don't know why my mother thought I had to dress

up for the first day of high school. The curly red wig and the painted freckles, it's just

all burned into my psyche. Well I mean I can understand how that would be traumatic.

But it does have to do with the middle school thing. I understand that was also an incredibly

painful experience. You don't say. Of course it was. If you were voted most likely to need

the odorant you'd be fucking traumatized too. Are you laughing? Are you actually laughing?

No, who me? I was sneezing. I think it was the sneeze.

Okay listen, can we be serious for one second? I feel like I really need your help this week, though.

Well that's an understatement. You might need a lobotomy.

Listen, I've just been really stressed. It's been almost two months. We've been doing this

podcast and only a few people have listened. Okay, don't be dramatic. When you say a few, how many do you mean?

Two doctor. Two listens. Wait, your wife, your parents, three brothers, don't you have a friend or two?

Isn't that like ten people right there? How do you only have two listeners?

I didn't say two people. I said two listens. You mean your co-host or your wife don't listen?

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