All on the bright side

I got to be on the right side

I spend my paycheck

come by the boost

that's okay now I'm not for me

because

all of the right side you got to explode. But body bag about to explode.

But don't worry, the temperatures are only going to get hotter and hotter with each passing year.

So we're going to cool down like a brown stained pillow in a guy's bedroom.

So crack open a cold one, grab some ice cubes out of the freezer, and prepare for it's so hot on today's episode of The Brighter Side. Oh, yeah, it's hot out, baby. Yeah. Oh, it is hot. It's a monster. I took the subway, 93 degrees. In the subway? Yes. People fighting, man. Of course. Of course.

People get very angry in the heat and you know what?

Rightfully so.

God bless them.

Yeah. I just move over. Oh, yeah. No, what is the word? In New York, you know, I don't ride the subway enough out here to realize if this happens to me or not. But like sometimes, you know, like when like an empty train car comes up, it's always too good to be true, right?

It'll be like the ACs out or something. Or someone's screaming. Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. It's a total fucker, you know. So yeah, it's either like someone's screaming, someone like shitting themselves or the air conditioning. I mean, honestly, I would rather an AC car with someone shitting themselves than

a no EC car and everyone's fine.

Yeah, no. Those, it's

so hot. So how hot

is it? How hot is it? That's right.

Yeah, no,

it is a fucker out there.

And you guys got to be careful. Make sure you're

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