Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered.

I am your host, Mary Catherine Ham.

I'm here with my friend Vic Mattis, who is an editor at the Free Beacon, and also a host of the SubBeacon podcast,

where you can hear the more R-rated version of Vic, and you should.

You should become a subscriber.

I actually will do my little script of notes for the show, and then I have to remove certain jokes

because it's not family friendly.

So I try to keep it family friendly-ish around here, right?

That's right. That's right.

I am still refusing to pay the bag tax in Arlington.

The standoff continues.

The standoff continues.

So I went to the supermarket earlier in the week and I just, I picked up some hot dogs,

buns, and orange juice.

And I didn't use a bag.

So then I'm carrying them out.

I'm carrying them out and putting them on my car and I'm driving.

And then I realized that I had the heated seat option on the car with the hot dogs.

I'm like, I don't want to cook the hot dogs now.

This is a bad idea. So then I had to get gas anyway.

So I pull over to get gas.

I take the stuff out and I put it on top of my car while I'm pumping gas.

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