20 day fiance.

Hi, you ever stepped in shit and you are so disturbed and because you stepped in it's so bad, you're like, I might fucking just throw these shits away.

Like, I don't even want to fucking deal with this. They're just covered in shit. What am I supposed to do?

Uh, well, guess what?

With my business, which is called if the shoes shits, you can take your pair.

We'll take your pair and we will completely clean them for you and bring them back so you don't have to deal with the shit.

Just call us, tell us where you're at.

We will come and get them.

That way, you do not throw away the shoes, but we will merely clean them for you right there on the spot. And it's only $15 per call. But that does require

travel fee because if I got to travel mad far, then obviously got to pay for gas or have, you know,

put something on my gas. Okay. Anyway, thank you so much for having me. My name is Sophia

Alexandra.

Wow, it's truly an honor.

Hello.

Are you an LGBT person who is out there being like, man, like, we don't get to have any extra kind of like excuses to get out of stuff. Like, people have Jewish holidays. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, we don't get to have any extra kind of like excuses to get out of stuff like people have jewish holidays you know what i'm saying like you know we don't even have anything like that

we don't have like russia shun or anything so um welcome to my company um that's called

and during bride month and what we do is conveniently text you every day of Pride Month to remind you that it is Pride Month

so that any time anybody offends you even a little, you go, and you're in Pride Month?

Mm, mm, mm, you know, and then you feel pretty good for like 30 to 31 days.

Well, I mean, corporations love this form of activism, I got to say.

Yeah.

And they would never do that during Pride Month.

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