Um, and I get a strange vibe from this family all together. Um, you know, this is M night

shaming man type stuff where you start seeing the writing on the wall, the turtle is the

pet, the brother and the mother, not really laughing at anything. And before you know it,

you're over dinner and they're eating steaks and the weirdest thing and we'd be remiss.

They're rubbing on the thong of Deli.

Oh, hello and welcome to the last episode of the season of another Bachelor

podcast. I'm overjoyed. And I'm Dylan settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. What's

going on, everybody? Pat, producer of the podcast over there behind my glasses. Hey, everybody.

Three hour extravaganza. And I should say that doesn't mean that this podcast is going

to be three hours. Just want to clear that up. I hope not. I'd rather just be less than

it. Well, we have to cover it. That's my public service announcement. Pat, do you have

any? Yes, Dylan. Glad you asked. And as always, my remarks will be brief. As a lot of

you know, this is the last free show you're getting on this feed for what I think is going

to be the summer. If I was, I heard it correctly that the next bachelor out will be starting

in the summer. Okay. Okay. So that means this feed will be empty. So when you show up

here next Tuesday, Wednesday, whenever you do on your way to work going, I'm ready to

laugh. I'm ready to have fun with good old patty, Nikki and Deli. We will not be here.

No, we will be behind a paywall. Yeah. So this is my last pitch to you guys. Very comfortable

behind there. You know, it actually is. I feel like I'm being judged. So get this

people. And this will be last time. This is going to be the last time I'm going to talk

about this. We need to go over on the Patriot. Okay. I want to say this. Okay. As a lot

of you listeners know, and maybe some of you new listeners don't know, good old patty

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