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The JTrain Podcast

It’s Over Once You're Swimming In Blue (@MehranX)

The JTrain Podcast

Jared Freid

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews

4.84.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Comic Mehran Khaghani joins Jared on this week's Tuesday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about getting too drunk on a first date, questioning a long distance relationship, and news and headlines with Classic Shelb. Check it out, and enjoy. Sponsored by: Honey (joinhoney.com/jtrain) Blue Apron (blueapron.com/jtrain) Call into the JTrain voicemail line now at 347-669-8252 to leave your questions and hypotheticals! twitter.com/JTrain56 // twitter.com/MehranX Subscribe to The JTrain Podcast on Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672249013?mt=2

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0:00.0

This is a Stand Up New York Labs production providing you podcasts since 2013.

0:15.0

Hey guys, awesome episode today with an OKP. We talk about drunk days, ugly rating systems and lots of news.

0:23.0

Check it out and enjoy share with friends.

0:30.0

Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcasts, J Train, Jared Freed. Coming to you live from New York City's Upper West Side Stand Up New York City.

1:00.0

Thank you for listening.

1:30.0

When I get a snapchat from you listening, when I get an Instagram take, when you guys take a picture of your screenshot, when you screenshot and then put it as your Instagram story, oh my god.

1:45.0

That's, you know what it feels like? It's like I'm, you know, I'm in my bed. It's a cold night. Windows open. When coming through.

1:57.0

I'm sitting on all fours for some reason. Yeah, that's how I laid out. That's how I relax sometimes. And my nuts are hanging from the back. And it feels like you're just blowing gently.

2:11.0

There it is. That's the night.

2:15.0

It's the night blowing gently up and down the same of my nuts sack. That's beautiful. It's the same. Right where it ties together. Right where. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:27.0

The Lord took the stitching and put together those two nuts. We're lightening, struck your ball.

2:34.0

That feathered is not even the word. Yes. And that little drip drip drip.

2:40.0

Oh my gosh. Real. Yeah. This is what it feels like. That's beautiful.

2:43.0

So screenshot. Tag me. I send you a little heart. Let you know that I, the heart. Some people get a, you know, offended by a heart response to an Instagram DM because they think it's just you showing them off. I don't know you people. No.

2:56.0

It's an acknowledgement. I'm here with you. It means that they filled your moment with love and you reciprocate. You filled my nuts with feathers.

3:05.0

You feathered from, from anus to shaft. Yeah. Up and down. I'm going to introduce today's guest because I'm so excited. Okay.

3:15.0

But I every time he comes on, it's like a full on feathering. Yay. From minute one to minute 59. Mayeron Kagani. Thank you for coming on. It's so good to see you. It's great to be here as always. Your dog is here. Yeah.

3:30.0

Doodles. Doodles. Handsome. Handsome slash doodles. Handsome is his name. Doodles is the verb that he is. So you, you get the dog. You're like we're naming the dog handsome.

3:39.0

Well, I tried like I fucked up naming him for like three days and then my partner was leaving for work one day and he was like when I come home, the dog has a name.

3:46.0

Like stop fucking around. We can't just keep calling him different names. And then I was like, okay, handsome. Yeah. And then we realize that he's really doodles. And look at he turned the minute he heard answers. He's a muppet. He is really cute. I gotta say. So it's good to have mayeron pumped out of here. All of you, you don't know mayeron.

4:02.0

I mean, he's done our live shows. Kills it every time. All of you go follow mayeron right now on Twitter, mayeron X Instagram, the mayeron. And he has a show that is such a fun event. Let me call it an event every Monday night.

4:18.0

Yeah.

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