This is my Mayo Cop

This is my Mayo Coppo

Oh baby don't lie for me

If I tell you my story don't cry for me

I take my time that's fun by me

This is my me

That's fair to go This is Michael Cohen of compo.

This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the Mayor Culper podcast.

Some weeks are just more like a slow-moving train wreck than others.

And this feels like one of those weeks.

After the Democrats' historic win during the midterms, he'd sort of expect things to change.

But then everything stayed the same.

Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell both kept their leadership positions in the House and the Senate.

And the worst president in American history, Donald J. Trump, has announced that he's running for a third time. In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy

for President of the United States.

But wait, to be fair, one important thing has changed.

It's not just Maga anymore, it's Magaga, which sounds like a cat coughing up a hairball,

but means make America great and glorious again.

Step right up and buy my brand new Magaga hats. They're all the rage and an array of colors.

Now I'm just kidding. Our hats are all red and that's all white with us.

Bada Bump!

I am running because I believe the world has not yet seen the true glory of what this nation can be.

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