Hello, lovers. Welcome in. All up in us on this opening day. That's right. It is opening day. That's right. It's opening day. It's incredible. It's a day that we play baseball. It's amazing. It is the one day of the baseball regular season that anyone gives a shit. And then tomorrow happens. I don't know if there's a greater drop off in interest in something

from one day to the next. Like today, every ticket's going to be like a billion dollars in every

ballpark, no matter where you go. It's going to cost a ton to go to the game, whether it be in

St. Louis or Cincinnati or wherever the hell the games are. The Tigers are playing in San Diego.

I guarantee you the seats in San Diego, billion dollars for opening day.

Next week, when the Tigers play here on their home opener, billion dollars per ticket.

Then the next day happens.

And then what you realize, when you blow all this money on opening day and it's cool

to say you were there, then the next day rolls around and those same tickets you bought for 250 bucks a pop are going

for like $11.

And you're like, at the end of the day, all I did was paid $250 to watch a little pregame ceremony.

And then after that, I watched a fucking baseball game, which no matter if it's played on opening

day or the day after opening day is still a

fucking baseball game.

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