It's Only A Test | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 1:01.4 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 1:03.6 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 1:07.5 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 1:11.7 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 1:15.9 | Well, God bless you. Always a joy to come into your homes. We love you. And if you're ever in our |
| 1:21.8 | area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we'll make you feel |
| 1:26.9 | right at home. |
| 1:27.7 | But thanks so much for tuning in, and thank you again for coming out today. |
| 1:31.6 | I'd like to start with something funny each week, and this is just a joke. |
| 1:35.8 | Please don't be offended. |
| 1:37.7 | I heard about this blonde lady. |
| 1:41.4 | That's what gets me into trouble, but this blonde lady was speeding down the freeway when she was |
| 1:47.1 | pulled over by a female police officer who also happened to be blonde the officer asked to |
| 1:52.9 | see her driver's license the lady dug and dug through her purse getting more and more agitated |
| 1:58.3 | finally said to the officer what does it look like the officer said it's just a little square that's got your picture on it. The lady found a mirror in her purse and saw herself in it. Said, oh, and handed it to the officer. The officer looked at the mirror and saw herself and handed it back and said, you can go. I didn't realize you were a police officer. Hold up your Bible. |
| 2:20.0 | I'm going to need a ride home today. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says |
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