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Joel Osteen Podcast

It's Only A Test | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Trails and tests are necessary to help us come up higher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:22.4

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend? We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. Well, God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes. We love you. And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in,

0:27.6

and thank you again for coming out today. I'd like to start with something funny each week.

0:32.2

And this is just a joke. Please don't be offended. I heard about this blonde lady. That's what gets me into trouble,

0:41.2

but this blonde lady was speeding down the freeway when she was pulled over by a female police

0:47.2

officer who also happened to be blonde. The officer asked to see her driver's license. The lady

0:53.1

dug and dug through her purse getting more and more agitated. Finally said to the officer, what does it look like? The officer said, it's just a little square that's got your picture on it. The lady found a mirror in her purse and saw herself in it. Said, oh, and handed it to the officer. The officer looked at the mirror and saw herself and handed it back and said,

1:11.9

you can go.

1:12.5

I didn't realize you were a police officer.

1:15.9

Hold up your Bible.

1:18.2

I'm going to need a ride home today.

1:21.0

Say it like you mean it.

1:22.4

This is my Bible.

1:23.9

I am what it says I am.

1:25.5

I have what it says I have.

1:27.2

I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God.

1:31.9

I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name.

1:39.4

God bless you. I want to talk to you today about it's only a test. We all face situations that are

1:47.3

uncomfortable. We're not getting our way. We're dealing with a person this hard to get along

1:52.6

with. We get caught by the train, driving to work, missed the morning appointment. As much as we don't

1:59.5

like it, God allows uncomfortable situations.

2:03.7

When we're put under pressure, it shows what we're made up. These tests bring delight in

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