It's Official: Valenti Is Obsessed With Costco
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 30 May 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, it's Friday and we're not going to get to all the things we have. |
| 0:06.8 | It's really, really good show plan. |
| 0:08.6 | So hopefully you guys have a decent weekend. |
| 0:11.8 | Rico, you're going to play the role of Sinbad minus balloon pants. |
| 0:15.4 | I hope you're comfortable with that. |
| 0:16.6 | I know you have a fresh fade. |
| 0:17.8 | You're feeling good. |
| 0:18.7 | You're refreshed. |
| 0:20.1 | We're going to grant some wishes |
| 0:21.5 | because this is exciting to me it is hold on mike real quick yes before we jump into that |
| 0:28.8 | don't mean to hijack the show but i have one thing i do want to mention you want to tell david to |
| 0:33.0 | bleep himself that comes later okay good we love you buddy why just want to let you know what |
| 0:41.2 | happened this is a safe space what happened and we all love you what happened i feel as if i owe you |
| 0:48.6 | an apology i feel as if i i brought an addiction on to you i feel as if i i brought an addiction on to you. |
| 0:57.6 | I feel as if, Mike, you're really getting into your Costco membership. |
| 1:03.5 | I am. |
| 1:04.2 | Okay. |
| 1:04.6 | I love it. |
| 1:05.1 | Because when I'm like, where are all the snacks coming from? |
| 1:08.6 | Where are all the snacks? |
| 1:09.1 | And then I walk over. |
| 1:14.4 | And there's a gigantic box. |
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