It's Not For You (with Beth Stelling) [Re-release]

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Give us a minute, OK? Keeping Records is on a brief hiatus but you better believe it's coming back. Stay tuned for updates from their latest mission, dropping in your feeds soon. Comedian and podcaster Beth Stelling ordered some sandwiches...like...an hour ago. They're still not here yet but she's going to go ahead and get started telling Caleb and Shelby her plans for her Golden Record: people falling over and hurting themselves but like not reaaaally hurting themselves, her niece meeting a woodland creature, Ted Danson absolutely nailing it on—oh shit, someone's knocking, brb Beth's Artifacts Falling compilations (audio-visual) Niece meeting a bunny for the first time (audio-visual) Mr. Mayor (audio-visual) Photo of Beth and her mom in Hawaii after her mom retired from teaching (image) 6th grade home videos or her and her friends making music videos (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Mountain Climber (Gaston Rébuffat) (image) Follow Beth and watch Girl Daddy on HBO Max. Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blank,
0:23.6	my wishes to all we encounter this voyager.
0:27.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, Tornu!
0:32.6	Honitia.
0:33.6	Ola and saludo at all right.
0:35.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:43.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children
0:54.2	of planet Earth
0:55.4	Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how's it going?
1:02.1	Good, how are you?
1:03.3	I'm good.
1:03.7	What have you been up to today?
1:05.4	Uh, working.
1:06.8	Nice.
1:07.3	I went to a little, I bought wine.
1:09.8	What kind?
1:11.1	Orange.
1:12.4	Now, I had almost zero idea you were going to say it.
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