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Oh, look, it's National Folding Your Laundry Day.

Let's celebrate.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Washington Post had a good article the other day about something we have mocked for years.

And I've never heard anybody else talk about this but us.

Actually, you brought it to us many years ago.

You started it.

This is one of your many jihads.

Joe has so many jihads.

And one of them is fighting back against so-called national holidays that are all made up.

And then Joe brought us the information many, many years ago that there are these various

websites that charge you, like for 500 bucks, we'll declare this national, you know,

uh, local realtors day.

And you as a local realtor think that would be really cool.

So you pay the money.

And then it shows up on a calendar somewhere or a local news station.

It doesn't actually need it.

Today's national strawberry shortcake day, say the newscaster idiots.

And the Washington Post's headline was, we ranked 5,700 holidays from Labor Day to World Dracula Day.

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