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TyRANTS

Ty French

Comedy, Society & Culture, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

In this rant: Ty gives a holiday weekend recap, talks about his Saturn return and his emotions turning 28, Ty reflects on memories from 27, comparing yourself to people online, goals for the next year, birthdays of years past, and predictions for 28.

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0:00.0	My name is Thai French and these are my rants.
0:05.0	Welcome to Tyrants.
0:08.0	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:10.0	Tylans. What's on? Tell you're on the words on.
0:14.0	Are we not going on a song?
0:17.0	Tell them is all we're not going to tell you guys. to Tairn't France.
0:23.0	Maybe you know what you're right with your own.
0:25.0	Hello, hello, and welcome to
0:28.0	Tairance. My name is Ty French and these are my rants. I hope everyone had an amazing holiday weekend.
0:40.0	The 4th of July. I didn't get one hot dog over the weekend. I'm going to keep it real. Not one damn
0:48.0	hot dog was had. No burgers, no games, didn't go to the beach. What the fuck? I feel jipped. I feel rigged and all of that is my own fault like I
1:00.4	You know could have planned a beach day. I could have made a hot dog but I just didn't feel like it you know that just
1:09.6	wasn't in my cards this year and I feel like I've let you down I've let myself down I've let
1:14.7	Jennifer Coolidge down and I didn't have a hot dog but you know what I didn't have anyone to
1:19.7	grill and I don't have a home to grill and you know 4th July isn't really giving the energy
1:28.1	of like a stove cook topped weener you know like I don't want a boiled weener.
1:33.3	It's got to be grilled.
1:34.3	It's got to be grilled.
1:35.0	It's got to be grilled. It's got to be enjoyed with friends.
1:36.7	And I just, I didn't have that 4th of July this year.
1:41.0	I spent the 4th of July actually at Tess's house but she wasn't even there.
1:44.8	She was in Laguna with her family but she was so nice to let me and some of the gays
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