Welcome back, guys. Oh my gosh. First AMA back from my trip. I am so excited to be here with all of you today. I saw Pig for the first time in two and a half weeks last night. Now Pig and I, we sometimes like, we have like a reentry acclamation period. I don't know if any other best friends do that. It's probably because when we're

together, we talk so much and we hang so much that it's like almost as though we need to re-aclimate to

each other. So we always have like a little like getting to know each other period again. I don't

know if anybody else does that. And also when we know we're going to separate, we kind of like

squabble a little bit.

It's really so silly.

We went to Jacks on Bond. Shout out Jacks on Bond. By the way, gentlemen, if you want a great date spot in New York City, the lighting in there will make any girl happy. It's really sexy in there. Anyway, we went because I wanted to try a tomato martini, which is like the, you know, people are saying this is the new drink, the It drink, and they have one there.

And it was really good.

It was kind of like, this sounds negative, but for me it was great because I love salad dressing.

It was kind of like drinking alcoholic salad dressing, which is kind of a dream of mine that I've always had.

So now I feel like that dream is complete. So shout out Jacks. That was really good. Also, guys, I feel the need to warn you about this scam that happened to me. So I get so many fucking prank calls. If anybody has a good service to get your number off of these fucking lists, please let me know because it drives me up the

wall.

I get like 20 a day from like, you know, cold calling me, scamming me, whatever.

And I had heard of this one where they make it look like someone in your phone book is calling

you, but they're not.

And so the other night, I saw that this girl I know, who I haven't spoken to in 10 years, but like, she's my friend. She was calling me, and I had a gut feeling that it was fake because there's no reason why she would ever call me. And then, so I didn't pick up. And she texted me and she goes, goes hey did you mean to call me and I was like

sent her a screenshot I was like no it looked like you call me and she was like oh my god this

scam thing has been happening to me I've had it several times and so I just need to warn you be

really careful about who you pick up the phone from and also like that would be so embarrassing

if the person that they picked like the scammers picked was your ex. Or, like, for me, like, not to brag, but I have a few celebrities in my phone. And I feel like, how fucking cringe would that be if the scammers picked a celebrity? And then the celebrity was like, are you calling me? That would be so embarrassing. So scammers get fucked. And also, my mom is in L.A. and she was like going through my mail. I don't know if I've ever told you guys that I have a phobia of opening mail. It's my number one phobia. And you can all shut up because you have phobia is about really random shit too. Like you have phobia is about textures of food. So we all have things that are, you know, weird. And mine is that I have a big fear of opening mail. It's more about like the paperwork that comes with it, not the literal doing it. It's just that it, to me, it represents paperwork and jobs and like errands and shit that I really don't like to do. But anyway, I digress. My mom sent me this screenshot of this

thing that it was like, tanks, you're being sued or something. Or like, you have legal action. And I sent it to my lawyer and he was like, this is a scam. He's like, literally it says in the fine print and the bottom it's a scam. And I'm like, why are there so many scammers now? Like, seriously can i say something i know this is going to sound like kim kardashy when she was like get your

butt up and work or whatever but like any scammers now. Like seriously, can I say something? I know this is going to sound like Kim Kardashian

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