Let's chat with Ali. Good morning. Good morning. How are we today?

Hello.

Oh my god. I'm actually freaking out right now. I feel like my coffee already spiked my anxiety

this morning and now like talking to you like, oh my god. I love you. I'm currently

having some anxiety juice myself, the coffee that I cannot give up, but that's okay. We just

we like to live life in the fast lane. I'm so excited to call in what's going on. What's going on?

Well, first off, I just want to wish you a happy, belated birthday.

Thanks. I can't even begin to tell you. I think like on behalf of not just me, but probably like your whole

community, we just want to say like one big thank you for all the love that you've

shown to us and like how amazing you've been at just giving big sister advice and being so

relatable and so vulnerable and honest. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm like still shaking. I can't believe I got it.

Anyway, so over the past two over the past two live shows, I have literally been reminded of how

many bad first days I've been on. I think I might possibly take the cake just because I'm

just because there was a guy that I went out with on a first date and he tried to kind of like through

conversation, he kind of wanted to like drop hints that he was like a feminist, but come to like realize it was

probably him just being really cheap and like using like feminism and like you know, we'll pay and

everything is like a disguise. Oh my god. Yeah, it was just it was kind of a mess and like for

some reason, I don't know what came over me, but like I, well, I don't know. I agreed to like go on a second

date. Yeah. And I on the second date, we have like gone to this place who that was doing like

late night happy hour and we like both got one drink each and he had ordered like fries that I'm

not kidding on this happy hour menu. We're like $3. Yeah. So cheap. And throughout conversation,

I remember I liked, which is casually kind of like helping myself to these fries. Right. And I knew after

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