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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, beginning of the week, 19th of October, bloomin freezing.

Blumen freezing out there, but who cares when our top story is good old Katie, pick up a penguin price,

and her little boyfriend, Carl Woods, who's beginning to look more like a plank every day.

Yes, they share a kiss as they flaunt matching suitcases

with Katie Woods written on one and Carl Woods on the other.

Perhaps she's the simpleton.

We know she is, and they jetted off to the Maldives after sparking speculation.

They'd married in secret. Who gives a toss?

Seriously.

I couldn't be less interested, you know, than some stupid woman who threw herself over a wall.

You know, is in a wheelchair.

A little boyfriend has to sort of push her around.

Although he's obviously managing with the suitcases.

I'm still interested in, you know, if she's a bankrupt,

how in God's name is she

affording yet another holiday? But as I say, he's obviously dipstick at the moment, but don't

worry, lovey. The moment she gets pregnant and has the child, you're out the window, or the door,

depending on which you think you could survive. Brooklyn Beckham, uh, out here, uh, with a white t-shirt on and yellow shorts.

As he enjoys a spin in his friend's red mini-moke in Miami, which is lovely.

Good old... they've given up calling him anything now.

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