Hi guys, thanks for tuning in to what is the last ever, not the top 20 podcast.

Little April 4 there, you like that?

It's a half to midday.

You got me there.

I mean, I normally don't listen when you're talking and that made me set up straight.

We record these in a vortex.

There's no time of day.

It's whenever people listen.

But as you know, we're duty-bound, like every other thing in the world and on the internet, to do a terrible April Fool joke.

So there you go.

I hope you enjoyed that one.

Many people seem to risk their whole livelihoods making bad April Fool jokes.

Not an April Fool though.

What?

We could be in a week's time talking about Tim Sherwood and Sam Adidas being championship managers.

We may have to cover those two men.

That's a much better way to start the podcast.

We're going to be talking about the potential for Tim Sherwood to be managing QPR,

for Sam Aladice to be managing West Bromwich Albion.

We're going to be talking about lots of other things as well.

I was a bit nervous coming here, George.

I was trying to sort of gauge your mood.

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