It's Human Nature
Back to the Barre
Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
"I'm so uncomfortable," Christi says speaking for us all as the moms take Abby on a speed dating excursion in "All's Fair in Love and War". Supposedly love is in the air and Abby decides to center this week's group dance on a tragic love story with Your Dream Will Be My Dream. While the moms welcome the return of Nick Dobbs to bolster the performance, Abby's choice to center the piece around a dying Brooke, who is also deeply uncomfortable with the choreography, doesn't sit well with everyone.
The topic of loves leads Melissa to pitch taking Abby on a speed-dating night out, which the moms hope will help to get Abby on their good side. Instead it mostly leads to some uncomfortable Abby flirting and further group segmentation as Christi is asked by Abby not to attend, which Jill happily facilitates. Tensions grow stronger when Jill has Gianna give Kendall some solo practice time, despite the fact Kendall is supposed to be practicing her duet with Nia. When Abby starts to pressure Nia to drop out of the duet at the last second in favor of Maddie, Holly begins to note that instead of working as a team, it's starting to become every mom for herself as Nia is sidelined.
Plus, after demanding last week that the kids improv and then promptly scolding them for doing so this week, Abby seems more intent than ever to focus solely on Maddie. The love won't be in the air for long if these divisions grow deeper, and that'll be evident come performance time!
Quotes
- “Those look like avocados. I thought they looked like sperm! I’m not pregnant the sperm are on my shirt people! Oh Kelly, god! You should never let them do that on your shirt.” (21:16-21:28 | Christi and Kelly)
- “We’re in trouble no matter what we do. If we’re fighting we’re in trouble. If we’re having fun we’re in trouble. If we’r making costumes we’re doing it wrong. We want to be in charge and if we’re not then we are lazy and not contributing. If we’re at work we don’t love our children. If we’re not at work we need a job.” (31:02-31:15 | Christi and Kelly)
- “Me and Abby want the same kind of man! Ew!” (50:32-50:36 | Kelly)
- “Abby says don't you think he should get me a ring? And I'm like, but why would you be excited to get engaged to a gay man? Holly says it could be a friendship ring, you say or a beard!” (1:05:55-1:06:09 | Kelly)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just wanna dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, baby, baby. |
| 0:07.3 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? |
| 0:11.7 | All of it, electricity. Do we ride now? |
| 0:15.8 | Bop, bop, bop, now? Turn the volume off, lock it me up, electricity. |
| 0:21.8 | Hey, bitchettes. Welcome back to the bar. This is Christy, bitch number one. |
| 0:25.8 | Thanks, bitch. Number two, Kelly. You almost said, and Kelly, bitch number two, you got a little mixed up. |
| 0:30.8 | Because that way you changed it. I know. Look at me changing things. |
| 0:35.8 | Yeah. Look, you gotta keep me up. |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.8 | So, yes, yes. No, that's not the goal. I mean, I can't help it if it happens, but it's not my goal. |
| 0:47.8 | Okay. Okay. Hey, we've got a lot of bear content that's been sent to us from Florida because of my bear. |
| 0:54.8 | Yes. Everybody wants to share bear content. |
| 0:56.8 | There's a bear on a boat last week on the news. Yeah. |
| 1:00.8 | Really like a catamaran boat. Yeah. |
| 1:03.8 | That was one that went on somebody's line. |
| 1:07.8 | And opened up the refrigerator. They watched it. Open up the refrigerator and take out a white claw. |
| 1:13.8 | Dot up. Yes. Where did I? It's the bitchette. It's a bitchette. |
| 1:18.8 | Yep. It's like itself a bear. |
| 1:21.8 | That's hysterical. Wait, my neighbor calls white claws bear claws because he said it sounds more masculine. |
| 1:27.8 | Oh, okay. Yeah. That's what I take it. He drinks them. |
| 1:30.8 | Yes. So he's like the masculine. |
| 1:33.8 | I don't care what you call it. It's not masculine. No. |
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