4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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“This is either the most deranged show of all time or the greatest piece of entertainment to ever hit the airwaves," says Christi as this seemingly sad episode continues to go off the rails as the moms must confront the death of Broadway Baby and one depressed Abby.
Christi and Kelly are supposedly still not on good terms, but as they'll attest now they'd long made up by this point so the show must spend time to try and find a narratively satisfying way to capture that on camera. Producers have to do something to fill time as Abby absconds to Florida to mourn the death of her beloved Baby. To cheer Abby up the moms plan to surprise her by creating an all new group dance and crafting their own original costumes. The gesture is not well received and Abby makes the girls perform an improv group piece at the next competition, something that has everyone worried.
To make matters worse the girls will be going up against Nicaya in solos, overseen by the confrontational Kaya, aka Black Patsy. Kaya minces no words with the moms and stirs the pot as soon as the competition is underway. But when she begins to really go after the girls, Jill finds too many lines have been crossed and a scene ensues.
For a tribute episode for a beloved pet, there's still no shortage of insanity to be had!
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0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance |
0:03.2 | Baby, I just wanna dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, baby |
0:07.2 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? |
0:11.7 | All of it, electricity |
0:14.6 | Do we ride now? |
0:15.8 | Bop, bop, bop, bop |
0:17.2 | Turn the volume off, lock it me up |
0:20.0 | Electricity |
0:21.6 | Hey, Vichettes, welcome back to the bar |
0:24.0 | This is Vich number one, Christine |
0:26.0 | And Vich number two, Kelly |
0:27.5 | Kelly, we have let down the world |
0:29.6 | Why? Because we didn't have Vichette t-shirts on |
0:33.0 | in our party in our, well you were supposed to buy it for me, Vich |
0:37.3 | I know, well I couldn't find a cute one, I didn't want to have |
0:41.4 | Nerb, what were they, not Nerd one, thing one and thing two shirts |
0:44.4 | Yeah, our Vichette shirts need to be like |
0:46.8 | They'd be cute, like the rhinestone or something on them |
0:50.2 | Yeah, they need, oh wait, we should get custom made |
0:54.0 | Vich number one, Vich number two, and then all the little baby Vichettes |
0:57.6 | get like their own version |
0:59.6 | I like whoever said they needed a, like a baby pink hoodie |
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