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welcome to the Wednesday Patreon Bonus edition of the crackpot serial podcast this American life.

Wait, Tim, you give me these notes. I can't, it's like, it's just a stream of conscious, like I don't even know what this is anymore.

You just writing down like show ideas.

You didn't get to the second half of it though.

But it's not, there's no second half, it's just that.

What, we gotta work on this.

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