Good day, everyone. Welcome to another episode of the Janus Pappasauer. That's my name and an hour put into a

title. This episode, we're going to be talking about some fun stuff like, hey, the Middle East is

going to have a ceasefire. Not yet. Not yet. It's not yet. Maybe when you're hearing this, it's yet.

But when I'm recording this, it's not yet.

It hit the news because everyone is so amped up and ready for it.

But Netanyahu said, uh, uh, uh, not so fast because Hamas is still doing some shit.

So there's still death in the Middle East, which is the norm.

The ceasefire is the surprise. So hopefully we get to it.

TikTok going bye-bye? Not yet. The episode's theme is going to be not yet. Okay. Biden is trying to prolong it. Trump says he'll promise to try to prolong it 60 or 90 days. They want to make a sale.

Nobody's up there except for some freedom name. Some right-wing free speech guys want to buy it.

There's talks of Elon Musk buying it. Pretty soon, he's just going to, him, Bezos, they're just

going to own all the press online and otherwise

in print possible?

Maybe we don't know.

Not yet.

We're in limbo.

It's the in limbo episode.

So we don't know.

FDA red dye banned.

But not yet because the food companies are expected to take it to court and ask for proof

if it actually is in food linked to cancer.

We know that it's linked to cancer in lipsticks and cosmetics because that was banned a long

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