Jane loved crisps.

She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Even at fancy-pants restaurants.

Your crisps, madam.

Years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her.

They got her thrown out of cinemas.

And were forever in the bedsheets.

Crisps.

They're kind of like your current account.

Just because they were good ones doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.

Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

Pat Gray is here on the Blaze Radio Network.

Don't forget your booties.

Don't forget your booties, cut this cow.

It's cold out there every day when it's lay-ammy beach.

And not hardly, and you can expect hazards to travel later today with that blizzard thing.

Here's the report the National Weather Service is calling for a blizzard thing.

Yeah, but you know there's another reason why today is especially exciting.

Especially cold.

The big question on everybody's lips.

Yeah, they're chaps.

On their chaps.

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