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It's Giving Mercury Retrograde

Stassi

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio, Tv & Film

4.415K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Stassi’s back with C-O-Lo and says it’s honestly the best time of year to have a birthday — that sweet spot between Halloween and holiday overload. The girls recap their 24-hour New York work trip that turned into a comedy of errors: surprise detour to Philly, no makeup bag, missing outfit, and one heroic Estée Lauder foundation that saved the day. Back home, it’s all about Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday bash, Meghan Markle’s disappearing photo mystery, and a few Kardashian theories sprinkled in for fun. Two girlies, too little sleep, and one big question — if the billionaires invited them, would they actually go?


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Happy birthday

0:12.1

Happy birthday to you

0:14.4

Happy birthday

0:15.8

To everyone who's celebrating this week

0:18.6

What a week to have your birthday, you know?

0:23.1

Yeah?

0:23.9

Early November, you know, almost to mid-December, there's like a lull in holiday festivities.

0:31.6

It's the perfect time to maybe have a birthday.

0:35.4

It's not overshadowed by Halloween.

0:37.3

It's not overshadowed by Halloween. It's not overshadowed by Thanksgiving,

0:38.7

but you still have the joyfulness and holiday spirit,

0:43.9

lingering in the, it's not lingering, it's started,

0:46.2

it's, it's just sprinkled in the air.

0:49.6

Totally.

0:50.2

I think that if I were to have planned my children's birthdays,

0:55.7

I think I might have chosen November.

0:56.8

Really?

0:57.5

Yeah.

0:58.2

Wow.

1:02.6

You know, I very much dislike my children's birthdays.

1:05.0

Yeah, Hartford's birthday is hard.

1:07.0

I just looked it up at Scorpio season.

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