Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

It's time for who sucks last. Stephen's through who you bring us three stories from the news each and every week. They all suck, but it's up to us to determine out of those three stories, which one sucks the least. Now, if you happen to follow KISW on Facebook, Twitter, and on Instagram, the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

Yes, indeed, and as always, we have three stories for you to share where all the stories suck.

It's up to you to come up with which one sucks the least.

Now, I did prepare one for this week, but, you know, Mike, it is Miles's birthday.

So I thought, you know, maybe let's do a special one where you and Ted debate.

I'm just going to give you the general topic.

And then you guys decide which scenario you think sucks the least.

All right.

I can't debate.

I mean, you can.

Take a play.

You know what?

No, no, I think you can offer your insights since you want to add or subtract anything from these stories.

But just on the surface, if we're talking clickbait, these would be the headlines.

Man, getting mouth hug secretly eats fried chicken while the performance is going on.

And there's more to it than that.

Obviously, you have the opportunity.

You're dating young woman.

She wants to give you a mouth hug.

You make you back to the place. But you did get food because you're both hungry. Ah, but the fried chicken, which is for both of you, is sitting on the coffee table in front

of you and you delicately reach across so as not to disturb what it is she's doing, and then

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