It’s For The Kids and National Socialism
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2021
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
This is the Bee Weekly 3/19/21.
Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like a man sitting in a pool of bean dip for a good cause, brave teacher’s unions literally laying their lives down for the kids, and the entire world becoming national socialists. Ethan talks about losing his dad this week, the guys will do anything for money, and we get sent the best hate mail.
Intro
Kyle and Ethan talk about their weeks. Kyle has been sick as a dog and hasn’t been in the office. Ethan talks about losing his dad this week.
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Weird News
Did The Hill Publish A Fake Video Of Biden?
Marvel Is Rolling Out A Gay Captain America
Man Sits In Bean Dip For 24 Hours To Promote California Restaurant
Here It Is: Possibly One Of The Worst Tweet Of All Time.
Website Hiring 'Minecraft' Gardening Consultants For Virtual Landscaping
Cat Trapped In Tree For Over A Week Rescued, Given Spaghetti
Baby Kangaroo Found After Night On The Loose In New York
Loose Ram Chases Ontario Cyclist Down Rural Road
Dog Driver Blamed For Crashing Owner's Jeep Into Wisconsin Building
Look: Home-Invading Raccoon Found Sleeping In Dishwasher
British Man Drinks Capri Sun In 16.65 Seconds To Set Guinness Record
Man Catches 67 Pieces Of Caramel Corn In His Mouth For Guinness Record
Is THIS like the Nazis??
Now watch The Cartoon!
Teacher’s Union Negotiations
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Hate Mail
Susan is happy she let her Babylon Bee subscription expire.
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Subscriber Update
Mail Bag (Not hate mail)
We were probably mean to Megan Markle. Or not.
Bonus Hate Mail
We believe this man has had a few to drink and doesn’t like the pop-up ads.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Kyle’s Christian Book Store stories
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy dose of moral truth. |
| 0:10.0 | With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:15.0 | This is the Babylon B. Fake News, you can trust. |
| 0:23.0 | Hello everybody, welcome to the Babylon B. Weekly, I'm Kyle Mann and this is my good friend and huggable teddy bear Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:34.0 | That's me, if you want to hug, you gotta find me out. |
| 0:41.0 | But yeah, welcome Kyle. |
| 0:44.0 | It's just another, we want to encourage you to subscribe to the Babylon B with your monthly donation. |
| 0:49.0 | And as part of that pledge, anytime you're in the area, you get a hug from Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.0 | This is not prostitution. |
| 0:58.0 | It's light, light prostitution. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah, it's just light. |
| 1:01.0 | It's like, everything is permissible and not beneficial. |
| 1:04.0 | I may have committed some light prostitution. |
| 1:07.0 | What is even happening? |
| 1:12.0 | I feel this is strange for me to even be here because I've been curiously absent. |
| 1:17.0 | The last episode, I think we recorded that on No Way We Recorded That on Tuesday. |
| 1:23.0 | With Seth and Joel. |
| 1:24.0 | But it was like a week ago and I left that day and I think it was the next day when Joel was here. |
| 1:29.0 | And I left and I was just feeling a little woozy, I was feeling a little out of it. |
| 1:34.0 | And I went home and I knocked out for like three days. |
| 1:38.0 | So you got the COVID? |
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