[It's Florida, Man: Toes] (Previously a Bonus Episode)

Moms and Mysteries: A True Crime Podcast

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True Crime

4.6 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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This episode was originally released as a bonus for subscribers and is now available on the main feed for all listeners. If you want to get more episodes like this (three bonus episodes per month) check-out patreon.com/momsandmysteriespodcast, or Apple + and Spotify's Bonus episodes. Enjoy! Be back on January 1st for a brand-new episode! From the original episode: If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a Disney cast member, a Craigslist ad, an Orlando Magic cheerleader, and a man with a toe-related fantasy collide inside a perfectly normal Orlando townhouse, well, you might also be from Florida. Because the rest of the world is not ready for this story. In this episode, we break down a Craigslist job offer that absolutely should not exist, a man named Phil who is deeply committed to Bassnectar, a woman named Carolyn who deserved hazard pay just for walking through the door, a safe word that is somehow “Connecticut,” and a toe-removal attempt set up with the precision of a DIY disaster. It is a story that is somehow both deranged and oddly sincere, which is to say: perfectly Florida. And since we were born and raised in the Sunshine State, we feel uniquely qualified to bring you these stories. All month long we’re recapping episodes of It’s Florida, Man over on our bonus feed as part of Florida Women Bonus Month. Thanks for listening, and remember: if a man asks you to bring a witness to a toe-removal appointment, perhaps reconsider your life choices. From Max: A broke Orlando man responds to a Craigslist ad offering $4,000 to fulfill a stranger’s lifelong fantasy. Luckily there’s a safe word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we normally take this week off, but we wanted to get you this episode that we had a lot of fun with this year.
0:07.1	This is an episode from the show, It's Florida, comma, man. It's on HBO Max. It's really just called it's Florida man, but I find the comma to be very important in that.
0:18.1	This episode is called Toes. And I don't want to say anything else about it
0:23.6	because I think you'll really, you have to hear it to believe it. So this is one of our bonus episodes.
0:29.5	If you've ever been interested in joining our Patreon, patreon.com slash moms and mysteries podcast.
0:35.2	We have these here. They're also on Apple Plus, as well as Spotify,
0:41.3	so you'll see them as like premium episodes. So this is just to give you a taste of what those
0:45.0	are normally like. And we are going to play that. And just a reminder on Thursday, this Thursday,
0:50.4	January 1st, we will have our first new episode of the year. We would love for you guys
0:55.6	to listen to it. We've worked really hard on this one and really, really want it to be something that
1:00.1	you guys get a lot out of. And I know I've learned a ton. So without further ado, here comes,
1:06.9	it's Florida, man. Toes. Hey guys. And welcome to the Moms and Mysteries podcast, a true crime podcast featuring myself, Mandy, and my dear friend, Melissa.
1:15.9	Hi, Melissa.
1:16.8	Hi, Mandy.
1:17.3	How are you?
1:18.2	I am freaking so excited to talk about this episode of It's Florida, man.
1:25.9	This is our second week talking about an episode of this show it's on
1:29.7	it's on HBO max I forget which one it's even on what I have so I have so I think Netflix just
1:34.7	bought max over like yesterday or something I can't which is crazy I can't I can't I don't like it
1:40.4	when those types of things happen because I feel like that's how you get monopolies right like
1:43.9	Netflix is going to turn into Amazon and own everything. Yeah. Somebody said, coming to you in two weeks and it was like an email that says, we're having to increase your prices. Right. Coming to you in two weeks higher prices. Exactly. So that'll be, but it'll still be like two random shows that you want to watch. Of course. You know. Of course. I'm already angry. But I'm also in love. And I'm in love with this episode. I love it so much. I do too. I know. This is absolute insanity. Right off the top. The episode is titled Toes, which Melissa, that's your favorite. Like right away, we know that's... To be fair, what happens
2:18.9	partially through the toes is what I think should happen to everyone. Not the end. So in that sense,
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