IT'S FINE. (FULL SHOW 3/10)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

What does a woman really mean when she says 'I'm Fine?' These and other sexist questions were asked to robots during a round of Man Vs Machine. We also made Johnny read some stand-up comedy material we wrote for him and let's just say he's probably going to get canceled. Vanessa tried (and failed) to stop a crime from being committed on her way to work today by saying 'what's up' to someone who was breaking into a car. Upon further review we discovered 'what's up' has been said by most of us when confronting a person mid-crime. Who knew? We also kicked off a new segment called Jake's Liquor Stories where he walks into liquor stores and asks people for their best story. Not only did we get a strange new intro for the segment from Johnny, we got an incredible story from a man who was once the center of a police standoff in Burbank.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	Hey, what's going on, Quernadino.
0:33.3	Are you ready?
0:36.1	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:39.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:42.3	Do-Doo-Doo.
0:43.3	Just don't that's things about you too much.
0:46.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:48.3	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:50.3	Mea Cline Alley Show.
0:52.3	Let's get the still shouted
0:54.1	the show started
0:56.1	the show started
0:57.9	we are live in
0:59.2	Los Angeles
1:00.1	three
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