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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Well, thank the Lord.

Thank the Lord, it's over.

And I don't mean the hot weather, Love Island.

We finally got rid of the bimboes, the hymboes, the drearys, the boring, the talentless, the

uh, crying people.

And, uh, so Amber Gill and Greg O'Shea have won season five after just two weeks together. I mean, it's obviously a long-term relationship. They'll probably have children and babies and they'll probably move into a Barrett house and life will be lollipops and pink ice cream. Or failing that, they'll, they'll keep it going until the career starts floundering, so give it about a month, and then they'll

disappear. And you won't hear for them ever again. She'll probably be found, you know, sort of

loving up to somebody who she's met in a nightclub, and he'll just be out with his mates go, oh yeah, pulled her, didn't I, it didn't take much. All they have to do is lie for a few weeks. It's not difficult.

Tommy Fury and Molly May Haig takes second, despite being a couple for 54 days.

I mean, that is a long-term relationship.

Good Lord, I've got pants, which are younger.

It's as simple as that.

And anyway, it's lovely to see the fakes, because that's what they are.

They're all fakes. Unfortunately, the one who wanted to be famous, little Amy. Little Amy, of course,

isn't famous apart from being a little crybaby, together with, was it Lucy, or somebody who also cried all the way through it,

and then they come out, and then every time you turn on, you know, there's a newspaper, it'll all be, they're not cried all the way through it. And then they come out.

And then every time you turn on, you know, there's a newspaper.

It'll all be, they're not in all the newspapers.

And there'll be a picture of Amy.

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